March 31st is a day?
April: So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anybody since I became your assistant?
April: That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I schedule it for March 31st.
April: Because I didn’t think March 31 existed.
Ron: So then how many meetings do I have today?
April: Do you want me to postpone the rest or I can set myself on fire and create a diversion?
April: How about June 50th? Do you think you could come back today at 2:65? He’s available then.
April: It looks like the only other day he has open is Marchtember oneteenth. Does that work, sir?